What is life?????

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

evil simon & garfunkel the sound of violence

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

i have 2 moods: nothing matters and everything matters too much

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

He did her right

One of the hottest controversy of the month

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

Supporting another person’s success will never fuck up yours

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap