Who died and made you the headcanon peer review committee.

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

my dead wife. the ad free internet

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household