explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

As an adult you dont remember how badly scraped knees hurt. Never yell at a child over crying because of it. I scraped mine 8 hours ago and i still could cry RIGHT NOW

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges