Uther: So you finally admit you’re only with my son for power!
Merlin: I really don’t think you understand what the phrase power bottom means
#listen#tell me i’m wrong#they’re at a council meeting and uther is trying to start a trial against merlin for like the 98th day in a row#uther is like ‘oh yeah sorcerer then why did you say you were gonna milk him for all he was worth last night huh?’#IMMEIDATE chaos ensues#percy chokes so hard on his drink that elyan is literally performing cpr#leon is having poetry lesson ptsd and disassociating from the life choice that led him here#gaius’s eyebrow is raised towards jesus#geoffrey is taking meticulous notes for the archives and defining power bottom in the footnotes#kilgharrah is laughing directly into merlin’s brain about how oblivious uther is that a dragonlord would be riding that pendragon dick hard#gwaine is honestly thriving so hard he’s frozen in euphoria#lancelot is trying to moderate and explain like ‘you see sire when a magical twink and a himbo are in love-’#arthur was bodily restraining merlin from rising to the bait but then another part started rising and now they’re making out on the table#anyways#day 99 of trying to start a trial rolls around and uther pendragon still doesn’t know what a power bottom is#just a normal day in camelot#iconic#in a land of myth#and a time of absolute fuckery#uther pendragon#arthur pendragon#merlin#the og dumb gays#merthur#bbc merlin @thatgaywizardoverthere I'm choking on your tags
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