Alex In The Heathland

Yeah speaking as the blandest, whitest person who prefers romantic partners of the opposite gender (Ace-Greyromantic here, holla), they have...... the worst chemistry.

5 minutes of Loki and Sylvie wandering aimlessly in that castle.

35 minutes of The One That Remains (I suppose that's Kang?) talking and chuckling and making dramatic pauses while Loki and Sylvie sit there like bad kids in the principal's office.

The One That Remains saying: I kNoW EvErYtHiNg! followed by AnYtHiNg CaN HaPpEn NoW! five minutes later. (What's with the thunder? What changed? Why didn't he know the future anymore? Yeah, let's just sweep that under the carpet).

3 minutes of unimpressive fighting between the Loki who knows magic because his mother thought him but doesn't seem to use it (except to impress hot chicks with fireworks) and the Loki who claimed to only know 1 magic mind trick but then goes to use some offensive energy blasts...

1 "heartfelt" moment that made me roll my eyes and made no sense

1 one big cliché: We-love-each-other-but-we'll-fight-each-other-because-we-have-trust-issues-and-then-we'll-kiss-each-other-but we'll-still-betray-each-other.

Completely random and unexplained things happening at the TVA... (and even if the Timeline there is different now (why??) how come Mobius doesn't recognise Loki? Didn't he ever chased Loki variants there? Are there no Lokis in that timeline? Loki didn't invade New York? But hey, who needs logic anyway...)

And finally the biggest disappointment:

Where is the scene of original Loki in the Throne room??!! and the moment when he flips and says Glorious?!

I guess it was trailer bait only! I thought he was going to be the big villain (and the only good thing about this episode is that he's not) but I was looking forward to seeing original Loki for a few minutes. It was the one small gift I though we get from this terrible series and I've been waiting for it ever since I saw episode 1 and my fears about how it would look were confirmed.

I guess I must accept that as far as Disney goes original Loki is gone.

Tom Hiddleston is great

But still can’t change the fact that this show is a complete joke

This Loki is so OOC I don’t even wanna regard him as “Loki”. Can you believe this is the same one defeated by the Avengers in 2012? I understand the character needs to “grow up”, but definitely not in this way.

And the unnecessary romance. THE KISS. Oh my god. What’s the point? Tbh it has nothing to do with self love anymore. It’s just a love story between Loki and an OC. ( I mean look at her, she even denied herself as Loki)

Sorry for the rants. I can’t help it. The last 3 episodes have me so upset that I have to give full vent to it. I’m done with this shit, and have zero expectation of season 2. Goodbye.

(Oh, that the Loki series turns out being a huge filler to set up a future villain and multiple universe could be more ironic

Loki: Journey into Mystery Misery.