chloe l’eau

Thank u for this contribution

most canon thing i’ve ever seen

my fiance would be so down for this

u gotta be hedonistic about vegetables. they're not good boy food that u eat to prove you're mature, they're the food that you can shovel into your mouth at 5 am without getting nauseous

#they also taste DECADENT baked with butter and honey#or olive oil and herbs#or fried with sausage#or made into salad with cheese and nuts and dressing#or simmered in beef broth with baby potatoes#INDULGE in your veggies#this is a manifesto

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

#naruto #itachi

@edgar-allan-possum

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

this is so ironic because i’m neurodivergent and met my husband on a dating app