chloe⚔️🥀

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

At least we’ll always have problematic power imbalances and old man yaoi

Balon blaming the Starks for making his son fruity is crazy considering what his daughter has going on (butch realness).

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

do you ever think about how theon is associated with archery/hunting throughout the series. how he saves bran’s life with an arrow only to be publicly chastised by robb for doing so, and later reflects on that moment as he betrays the starks. how robb’s entire downfall starts with an arrow through the arm, how as he’s being nursed back to health from that wound he finds out that theon supposedly killed bran and rickon, which leads him to break his marriage vows out of grief for them. which then leads to the red wedding, where robb is lured into a trap and slaughtered like an animal…notably by being shot with three arrows (well crossbow bolts). who’s the hunter and who’s the prey. okay cool.

theon greyjoy has a sleep paralysis demon and it’s the shape of man wrapped in furs with a direwolf’s head instead of his own. the direwolf has the saddest eyes and curly red fur and theon doesn’t sleep anymore

baffled at total misreadings of asoiaf characters. saw someone call Theon a "charismatic asshole." excuse me. what charisma. where.

Theon, looking at his uncle Aeron: man, you used to be young and loud and fun before the horrors™ good thing that will never happen to me, theon greyjoy, guy known for smirking and taking nothing seriously

you’ve been a prisoner of war since you were ten years old but the prodigal son is finally returning and this time you have a battle plan. you’ve been to war. you’re the trueborn son of a lord and your only living sibling is your older sister (notably a woman), so there’s no threat to your succession. basically? you have this lord of the seven kingdoms shit in the bag. there’s a red comet in the sky and that comet is YOU, baby! got your nice doublet on and everything. everything’s coming up theon everything’s coming up greyjoy this time for me. Unfortunately your dad is immediately pissed at you he says theon you look gay as fuck. theon i bet that necklace wasn’t even looted. theon did NED STARK turn you GAY during your CAREFREE YEARS LIVING IT UP AS A CHILD PRISONER OF WAR. Like omg i JUST got here. and to make matters worse while you were away everybody became a feminist so you aren’t even heir to pyke anymore you’re just somebody’s flop gay son. you’re just somebody’s flop gay son on a rock in the ocean foreverrr

Robb Stark you are becoming Very important to me Please don’t die

men these days simply dont leave for a multi year expeditions to antarctica immediately after getting married anymore. and thats the main issue with society these days.

If you're dying of scurvy it's your duty to get as homosexual about it as possible btw