I would die for Chloe

Alya getting offended that she's not a good enough sacrifice. (The Pharaoh)

"That's our last hope?" (also The Pharaoh)

Marinette asking if somebody robbed Cat Noir while his phone, that she stole, is on her desk. (Copycat)

Adrien being offended that the akuma impersonating him doesn't make good puns. (also Copycat)

The juxtaposition of "shooting contests" and "dad's funeral". (Félix)

The juxtaposition of "you're really just like Chloé" and "leading me on". (The Evillustrator)

Adrien asking Marinette, Alya, Nino, and Chloé who wants to beat up his dad. (Mayura)

Chloé telling a fashion designer, that her own mom discovered and made famous no less, that his outfit is ridiculous. (also Mayura)

"Flap flap, flutter flutter." (Simon Says)

Adrien "I'll imply to my crush that I'm naked" Agreste and Marinette "If you must" Dupain-Cheng. (also Simon Says)

"Plagg, no! Who turned you into a sock?!" (Sandboy)

"What a knightmare!" (Darkblade)

"Wow, you can actually accomplish something when you put my mind to it." (also Darkblade)

Adrien getting yeeted into a poster of himself and going "What are you looking at?" (Oni-Chan)

"They see me catwalkin', they hatin'." (Gamer 2.0)

Nathanaël almost telling Adrien and Marinette that they need a kick in the ass. (Protection)

"What am I supposed to do with this, make tea?!" (Oblivio)

"Where have you hidden Marinetta?!"/"I forget-a." (Befana)

"What do you mean? I am acting natural." (Mr. Pigeon)

Audrey telling André that getting akumatized doesn't make him a cool or hip dad. (Malediktator)

Plagg saying "If by big you're referring to my rock-hard abs..." (Rogercop)

"Do you know what hurts the most?"/"My great big punches!" (Weredad)

Adrien can be a diva/drama queen; however, it isn't his default setting, and he uses it as a last resort.

Chloe accidentally uses puns in front of the class; she is mortified, and Adrien can be seen cackling triumphantly.

Adrien knows how to braid hair because of Chloe.

They can make any outfit look good on them, and they like to match (especially for Halloween; they will dress up as sibling/sibling-coded characters).

Chloe can be a charming, suave flirt, and when she is it is often unintentional, it causes mass gay panic.

Chloe knows the basics of fencing and Adrien knows the basics of ballet.

They have a really complex handshake that no one else can understand or copy. (Except for sabrina who helped in creating said handshake)

They both look good in photos, no matter what happens.

They (along with Félix) pretended to be siblings when they were younger.

Adrien also cosplays and often plays along with Chloe and Sabrina.

Adrien learns how to walk in heels because of a bet with Chloe.

They buy each other cool jewelry they think the other will like.

The worst fight they had pre-canon was when Adrien found out that Chloe watched an episode of madoka magica without him.

They can perform several songs from musicals they like on the spot.

welcome to the city of lumiose, where i indulge in my love of pokemon to make a miraculous AU out of it (this is just a standalone for fun btw, I'm not going to continue this or anything)

I feel like Marinette's pokemon are mostly self-explanatory (did you guys know Leavanny is known for being a pokemon that makes clothes?). Adrien's are all either single-stage or not-fully-evolved because I feel like it's symbolic; he too is still on a journey of self-discovery, yknow? + absol with the angel wing imagery + minior with the "hiding behind a mask" symbolism. And then morpekos because, you know, hamsters (i think it's technically supposed to be a guinea pig but shhh)

anyway, please don't roast me for my choices lol, but I am interested to hear what other pokemon you guys think they would have! the pokemon they keep in their boxes, etc. there were some others i wanted to give them but I limited myself to only 6 each

(btw... Gabriel trying to get to Xerneas and Yveltal works scarily well. thank u lumiose for being so miraculous coded)

bonus:

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY KELLY OOUGHGOU… ITS SO LATE SOWEYRY….,

i really don’t have much explanation for this besides that I thought it would be funny… @buggachat