Himbo Rights

what emotion is this supposed to make me feel because goddamn this is a lot of emotions and i cannot tell what they are

no need to cry over sucked milk

she doesn’t even make him semi-hard

this might be a hot take but i think we should still be required to wear masks on airplanes

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

keeping rats is so funny even when theyre not doing anything at the moment but looking at you because they have the mind of a guy and the facial expressions of a bug.

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

What a beautiful octopus.