op is an mcyt fan btw

various items from @mcsrcraftingbullshit

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and the universe said you have played the game SHIT

and the universe said everything you need is BEYOND you

and the universe said you are WEAKER than you know

and the universe said you are the universe KILLING itself, RANTING to itself, HATING its own code

and the universe said I HATE you because you are HATE

You are the player.

Grammatical genders of passive, neutral, and hostile. Like how they sort the mobs in-game. Cows, fish, villagers, all referred to with the passive pronoun. Zombies and stuff with hostile. Mobs like endermen and golems, you refer to with neutral by default, or if you're encountering a being you're not sure about the aggression levels of. Obviously, pigmen would have an entirely different language, being isolated in the nether, which would just make it more difficult to land on a pronoun for them, given their aggression levels vary so much. Like, what, you only refer to them with neutral pronouns if you're wearing gold? The cultural clashing there would be a lot.