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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

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Because Decora Kei nails are hard to maintain. 

I finally made a proper print of my Tea Dragon varieties! I’m still missing a lot of favourites, I’ll draw all of them eventually :)

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

When Aragorn is no mere ranger.

When everyone else is mortal.

When they have a cave troll.

When Pippin is a fool-of-a-Took

When Haldir makes you walk blindfolded even when you are an Elf and kinsman here.

When you have not the heart to tell them.

When this forest is old. Very old.

When it is a scout (!).

When someone messes with your dwarf.

When Gimli has 43.

When He is here.

When someone lets one loose on the paths of the dead.

When someone yells “bring him down, Legolas.”

When they mess with Middle Earth.

When you’re the only one who realizes Aragorn is about to get killed.