what

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

The ADHD urge to not

To just not

I have several overdue assignments

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

The way society dismisses women's mental health struggles and men's mental health struggles may be somewhat different. However, it is incorrect to use that to conclude that women's mental health struggles are generally treated with more respect than men's

Like I get that it's tough to have a mental health crisis and have people tell you that "a real man doesn't act like that". Doesn't mean having a mental health crisis and being told "of course a hysterical woman would act like that, get it together bitch" is a privilege in comparison