what

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

Nope. It's literally just you.

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

shout-out to everyone name-dropping dunkin in the tags of this post that was in fact written about dunkin

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

The ADHD urge to not

To just not

I have several overdue assignments

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem