I just want to be healthy

ever so often I remember that screencap about “did you know cooking Mama is married?” and lose my sides are shattered at supersonic speeds

oh to learn how to farm, sew, and other basic survival skills so I can fuck off to the mountains and shoot any feds that try to make me pay taxes

I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.

Not to mention he actually yknow has a personality and isn’t suffering from silent protagonist syndrome

He’s fucking DRENCHED in personality!

LOOK AT HIM GO!

He's also got a bigger dick according to matpat

AND HE’S GOT A BIGGER DICK ACCORDING TO MATPAT!

Luigi likes to wear dresses too :3

I love this beyond anything in my life

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.