you either die "if you say the angel is gay we'll take you out with the sniper", or live long enough to become "hey do you think you could just be bi for the rest of your life?"

(Gordon Ramsay in Gollum’s cave) fuck me it’s dark in here. jesus christ. What the hell is that? A fucking wedding ring? I’d rather get a divorce. holy mackarel(he stumbles in the dark. In the distance he sees a silhuette sitting on a lone rock island in the middle of a lake) oh for fucks sake. what the hell is that thing? It’s eating raw fish. the fish is fucking raw

I'm going to get more lashes today.

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

Delete this off my post.

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care