Chief of the Dumbasses

Protect asexual boys who are afraid to come out because the world expects “real men” to be hypersexual. 

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

let him live

My dad is sitting and doodling in a My Little Pony colouring book with my two-year-old kid. He drew a blue sun, and when she coloured over it with her red crayon, he said, “now it’s a red dwarf and it has killed everyone in its solar system.” She nodded solemnly.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U! ……__________________ …../_==o;;;;;;;;______[] …..), —-.(_(__) / ….// (..) ), ——” …//___// ..//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER

what the fuck

Draggggggggeddd

“more specific in your racism” blows tea to cool it off.

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

*whispers* since u been gone

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”