damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm

the olm is like the Long Horse of amphibians

Borzoi Axolotl

what are you? sideways? those are the wrong axis

i may be stupid

Got suspended on twitter once for calling Ben Shapiro cuck boy for 27 consecutive days

DESERVED and also, sad accomplishment

Great job. Maybe stick to it than looking like a dumbass calling someone a cuckboy.

Ok cuckboy

Only afab bees have stingers... Barry B Benson, trans icon

You, my sir, win all the internetz today. May I suck your epic cock? 

taco bell gave me a huge baja blast without me asking for some reason but i aint complainin'

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord