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The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures

where i want to see this

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

Are you guys making me ship Uncle Aaron and Uncle Peter B Parker now

I did not expected this post to go there the first time I saw it

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Well, now I have to reblog this money cat

This (v.dependable) cat is called Meatloaf.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Well, now I have to reblog this money cat

This (v.dependable) cat is called Meatloaf.

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

USUK AU where the first thing your soulmate does to you when you meet is written on your wrist and Arthur’s wrist says “gnome’d”. He’s utterly confused by this and takes up gardening in an attempt to find his soulmate faster – to no avail. But one day, when he pisses off his co-worker Søren at the gardening center, a mysterious man wearing a TV on his head appears every night at an ungodly hour to place garden gnomes on his doorstep before dashing off into the night. Arthur eventually learns the man’s schedule and hides behind his front door to burst out and catch the perpetrator red-handed. But when he yoinks the TV off of the guy’s head, the man inside happens to be young and handsome – and immediately the man shouts “You’re my soulmate! You just yoinked a TV off my head!” and Arthur dimly wonders how he’s going to explain this one to the grandkids

literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK