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We're going to have an army of origami clowns.

Mark

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Emily: peach balls

Mark: yes?

#conversation quotes

It is nice. I loved getting stabbed in the throat. All the way down the esophagus.

Mark? Emily? 2019

#quotes

It’s not my soufflé that’s rising.

Mark, at Clarity, 11/17/18

#quotes

Old Quotes

I like putting quotes on this site because I look back on it, and it makes me laugh. So, I thought I’d catch up with some quotes that came up lately.

Today: “Smelly-ass corn chip dog.” - Mark

Maybe 2 weeks ago:

Em: “You need to step back and figure out what color your cheese is.”

Mark: “You mean, what color my parachute is, and who stole my cheese.” (We discover later that it’s “Who Moved My Cheese.”)

5/5/16: “We’re back to long ports of call at the toilet”. Em on someone’s return from college.

April 2016: “I’m sorry I forgot to put my cinnamon stick in your hot toddy”. - Mark

April 2016: “We are good parents after all! We bought frozen corn!” - Mark

January 2016 (maybe): “When you step on my log, I can’t magic it.” - Mark

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These hang out on my shoulders, deciding my fate.

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Bucky (from)

#winter soldier #captain america #bucky #bucky barnes

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“Jelly Love”

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Well thank you Mr. Lady with the alligator purse.

Sofs

#sofs #quote

They're probably bonded by some gemstone or something.

Huf

Because their hands look like cows.

Sofs, age 3

Today's smoothie - ran out of bananas and spinach. This is just frozen tropical fruit and orange juice.

#smoothie #breakfast #food #drink

Hanging out with Roary's paws while stuck at home sick.

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My favorite shirt right now.

#shirt #totoro #faces #expressions

But I'm a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker...and I've got the equipment to trim your hedge.

Aoi Kyogoku after Tsukiko Saionji says "He doesn't look like a weed whacker." (Imadoki by Yu Watase)

#yu watase #manga #imadoki #quote #aoi kyogoku #lol #butt smacker #hahahahaha

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