The Flaming Dandelion

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

baby lost in the sauce

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

i don’t think it’s coming 

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

lately there have been too many days like in a row

So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5