I'm what time and consequence have made me

who are we saving the daylights from? who are we to step in the way of nature

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

*Picks up another battle while maintaining eye contact* Make me

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

I’d smash

Does the R stand for rearranging these guts?

Lmfaooo he been fine👀

the treat yo self scene in parks n rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self control