Alien Marshmallows

My genuine favorite genre of podcast is British men not having a good time

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

This may be the best fanfiction post of all time

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

I completely agree with this but I do need you to understand that the image above is 32 times the size of the lunar mission’s memory

vincenzo chilling with the geumga plaza tenants is still one of the greatest cases of "deadly lion acting like a docile housecat" that i have ever seen. like imagine going to someone's house and they tell you that their massive cat covered in blood is actually their tiny sweet little baby who would never hurt a fly, most beloved member of the family, and it's sitting there purring in someone's lap and giving everyone little kitten licks and you're like well ok he looks big and deadly but maybe i was mistaken and he's covered in ketchup and then you go home and look him up and it turns out that he's the most dangerous animal in the entire world. and also just yesterday he disemboweled three people

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame