The Randomest blog :3

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

How am I supposed to move on after knowing you? After learning the sound of your laugh. After falling in love with the way you could turn the smallest story into an hour-long conversation. After seeing those hazel eyes and never looking at them the same way again. How am I supposed to keep walking when every part of me still wants to find its way back to you? I don't know how to forget someone who quietly became a part of my heart. Even if you already forgot me.