Cherry 桜

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

My fun fact is that birds don’t stand on one leg to prevent themselves from getting hurt when they’re struck by lightning, as urban legend states. It’s actually in order to prevent heat loss.

I've never heard this urban legend in my life, why would standing on one leg make you immune to lightning

Less leg room for the lightning

Damn quick a funfact uuuuh they burned Joan of Arc 3 times to be sure she was actually really dead and it was actually her. Just to make sure you know. Then they threw away the ashes in the river so people wouldn't make relics out of it. Hope you take care of yourself op :)

when people are like "oh yeah i never hang out with my nieces and nephews bc i hate kids. but wait until they're older haha they're gonna love me im gonna be the COOL aunt/uncle/whatever" like i hate to break it to you but even when they're older you will probably just be like any other awkward out of touch relative that they dread seeing because you refuse to engage with anyone that isn't directly inside the usual circle you socialize with. make an effort bitch

btw its not that hard to be the cool cousin/aunt/uncle/etc, kids are ecstatic to just have someone who listens to them

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time

actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches

i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

You only really need one egg per person eating pancakes. The real trick is that the batter has to be the consistency of heavy cream, so you’ll have to scooch the other ingredients to get there

i love being bisexual. good job if you're also bisexual. really funny and sexy of us all