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the one thing i didn’t get about scooby doo is how there was an entire line of pet treats that were exclusively marketed to one dog and his owner who ate dog treats too for some reason

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever

2015 is the year im gonna get cute

2016 is the year im gonna get cute

2017 is the year im gonna get cute

i am the cookie dough 

sounds more accurate

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

Been saying this since he’s been in office

Are conservatives that stupid? “Obama hasn’t done a thing” His entire congress stops him from doing anything because they hate him for the past 7 years. I drop I.Q points when i talk to Republicans who say Obama is the problem. 

real talk though if I decorated my couch with a few of these how many people you think would actually notice