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Is Shishida's face covered in fur, too? Or does he have a color matched beard thing going on? If it is covered in fur, what does his skincare/fur care entail? And IS it fur, or is it hair? Does he have a double coat he needs to worry about? Does quirk society have special bathhouses or home showers if you have the money that have special accommodations for heteromorphs? Does he have to use one of those blow driers groomers use on huskies?
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Ao3 has been down for 8 minutes.
Will my suffering never end?
Stab me instead.
Erasurehead: why do you have so much cocain?
Vigilante Izuku: confiscated contraband.
Erasurehead, pinching bringe of nose: and why are they bricked up into your walls?
Vigilante Izuku: it's called insulation, Erasure.
Allrighty my dudes, I just learned about the existence of the post cannon storyline Number One U.S. Hero, her name, and the name of her quirk, and I have now fallen down a rabbit hole.
(Everything I say here and have learned is subject to being, in fact, completely wrong, since I am capable of folly and the internet is capable of being wrong. That said, let's have fun anyways yeah?)
Her name is Agate Menou, and her quirk is called Fault Line.
*evil cackle*
An agate is a type of rock, and the word menou is apparently just agate in Japanese. Additionally, a fault line is where two or more sections of the earth's crust are touching and moving in different directions. Basically, it's a bunch of rocks rubbing and clashing with each other.
I love Rock Rock with her super power of Rocks.
Anyways. Let's continue.
Jokes aside, her name being Agate twice over is definitely significant. Not only are agate stones GORGOUS, but they're also decently tough. Rateing a 6.5-7 on the MOHs scale (out of 10)
Agates form in pockets of air in volcanic rock, so they're found all over the world. Also, scientists haven't been able to lab form them.
All told? My guess/headcannon is that Ms. Menou can form and manipulate agates to alter and shift her surroundings/fight etc etc. Also, that she visually is made up of/resembles agate. OOOOH! Maybe her coloring resembles vitiligo? Or maybe it follows blaschko line patterns?
Another thing to note is, again (because this is literally all of what I'm going off of) her name. Agate Minou. The word "minou" is Japanese. The entomology of the word "agate" is one of those words that is rooted in Greek but was adapted and adopted by a few different European languages like French and English.
Therefore, we can assume that the new Number One U.S. Hero is an American of Japanese and European decent.
*sudden realization* Or maybe not! Maybe She's Japanese, and who knows what (if anything) else! Maybe she's named "Agate" because she was born in America and English is the primary language! IDK my dudes, I'm just having fun and basically thinking out loud on here! <3
Tokoyami: *lends phone to Shinsou for a moment*
Shinsou, handing the phone back: you know you have 83 tabs open on your browser, right?
Dark Shadow, petulant, defensive: Those are AO3. God forbid a sentient quirk have hobbies.
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So. We all know what we all know about orange cats, yes?
But what about?
This man secretly brings Brooklyn 99 energy to the table. It's the only outcome that aligns with the rules of the universe.
"Don't ever fight a dancer. It's bullshit that such a flamboyant activity, translates so well to physical violence"
Have you seen the way Aizawa fights?
Headcannon that that man took dance and acrobatic lessons for YEARS to add to his training.
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT IM NOT TOO FAR OFF THE MARK
APPARENTLY, THE MAN CANONICALLY CAN TAP-DANCE.
This is what I get for not keeping up with the vigilantes manga. Gotta fix that.
@lunaremusblack thank you for your service in bringing this to my attention 🫡
"Don't ever fight a dancer. It's bullshit that such a flamboyant activity, translates so well to physical violence"
Have you seen the way Aizawa fights?
Headcannon that that man took dance and acrobatic lessons for YEARS to add to his training.
Keigo, glaring at Touya's coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY... Couldn't stay alive.
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When Shoto Got Caught Sneaking Off to a College Party
Endeavor: You’re in big trouble, young man.
Shoto: But, Dad—
Endeavor: No buts! Do you have any idea what you—
Touya: Do you have any idea what you put this family through? Huh? You had us worried sick!
Endeavor (puts a hand on his shoulder): I’ll take it from here, Touya.
Touya: Yeah, you talk to your son. (starts to walk off)
Endeavor (to Shoto): What gives you the right to sneak off and lie to us like that?
Shoto: I knew you wouldn’t let me go if I asked!
Endeavor: You’re damn right—
Touya (storms back in): You’re goddamn right we wouldn’t let you go! Your sixteen-year-old self had no business being at a college party!
Shoto (glowering): You and Hawks were at that party!
Touya (feeling Endeavor’s glare on him): I got news for you: Hawks and I are college-aged! We never intended for a boy who’s not even old enough to drive to follow us! (turns back to Endeavor, slowly walking away) Yeah, like I said, I’ll let you take things from here.
Shoto: I guess you all hate me, huh?
Endeavor: Son, if we hated you, we wouldn’t be absolutely furious that you did something dangerous and irresponsible as this.
Touya (storming back in): The bottom line is that if you’re gonna live under this roof, you’re gonna follow some rules around here! Now, you march right up to your room and don’t come out until you’ve graduated college!
Shoto: But—
Endeavor: You heard what I said. Up to your room!
Shoto: Fine. (goes to his room)
Touya: Whew, kids these days, right? Sometimes you really gotta drop a hammer on ‘em.
Endeavor: And if you ever bring Shoto to a college party on purpose, I’m dropping an even bigger hammer on you.
Aizawa, having recently learned about Todoroki's home-life. Walks by an alleyway and freezes mid-stride.
Camera panels over to all four of the Todoroki siblings. They're frozen in place, unblinking they make eyecontact with Aizawa. They've stopped in the middle of lifting something large and human shaped into a dumpster.
Camera panels back over to show Aizawa continue on his way as if nothing has happened. Seemingly bored. Hands in his pockets. Now wearing not one, but two eye-patches. One on each eye.
He didn't see anything.
Hawks, responding to a call at 3am about an unknown figure running around rooftops in the area: Heyya kiddo! Shouldn't you be at home in bed?
Vigilante Izuku: wouldn't you like to know feather-boy.
Mineta: *says/does something rape-culturey*
Mineta: *gets bitch slapped faster than he can blink*
Mineta: *begins to float away into the clouds*
Aizawa (just got here) looking up and shading his eyes from the sun: Air jail?
Uraraka, matching his pose and nodding: Air jail.
Hawks, loading up a bowl with dubious amounts of ice-cream. The HPSC never let's him eat what he wants and he knows he can get away with it "for the sake of the mission" while he's hanging out with The LOV. He's never had it before and isn't doing a good job of hiding his excitement.
Dabi, can't quite yet reveal that he's read Hawks' HPSC file so he can't explain why he knows that Hawks is VIOLENTLY lactose-intolerant.
Panics.
Melts the ice-cream.
Hawks: ....
Dabi: ....
Hawks: *eye contact*
Dabi: *eye contact*
Hawks: *wilts*
Dabi: *panik*
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DabiHawks
Aizawa is a pirate.
Prosthetic leg?
Eyepatch?
Parrot? (Present Mic)
Boom. Pirate confirmed.
