Local Idiot

they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

clonefucking isnt incest i think yall are just scared of finding out youre bad in bed

imagine if ur own clone couldnt find ur clit. what would u even do

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

I need this to be force taught at all companies

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

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It's called "The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch", Mister Frodo, and I want you to listen very, very closely to the next bit about counting...

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