the funniest astrophysicist on earth

im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

You deserve love now. Not once you lose weight. Not once you accomplish that thing. Not once you move. Not once you get on medication. Not once you start therapy. Not once you get that job. Not once you're more like them. Now. You don't have to earn the right to be loved. You deserve it right now, and always have.

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

Every time i get to say "I'm not on tiktok" out loud to people irl the superiority i feel is indescribable

unstained white shoes and an immaculate manicure. they absolutely did not dig for shit

TWO THIRDS MILK AND ONE THIRD BEER TASTES LIKE PISS NO THANK YOU DEAR BAD GILGAMESH YOU FUCKED IT UP BAD GILGAMESH IT TASTE LIKE GLUP

yaoi is what i say when. i stub my toe

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

zip file