i hope a wizard imprisons elon musk in an nft

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

Ich wünschte, ich könnte Katzen beibringen, dass mein Essen Gift ist. Er denkt, das Problem liegt darin, dass ich vergessen habe, was für ein netter und liebenswerter Freund er ist. Das Problem ist Notaufnahme

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

thog dont spaare

9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelartions to undergo

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

it’s nothing that 100 house centipedes can’t fix

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that