the idea of preptime ruined comicbook discourse. bruce ‘terminal back pain’ wayne is not winning a 1v1 against the league no matter how much homework he does. his contingency plan for diana was to try brainwashing and pray. ‘oh he has kryptonite—‘ that he keeps locked in the batcave. clark kent can fly faster than the speed of sound and will fold him into an artisanal flesh pretzel. green lanterns ring can only be removed by hand decapitation. zatanna is going to turn him into a hamster. i am going to kill u



















