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do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

aabria iyengar. you agree

With the exception of Tiff, this is an extremely embarrassing and underwhelming final 5 for Survivor 50

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped