i’m a tulip in a cup !

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

you don't have to be scared of your suicidal friends. you don't have to be scared of your psychotic or delusional friends. you don't have to call the police every time someone says they feel like they want to die. you can say things like, "that sounds really hard" and "I'm going to bring you some food and you can tell me more about it"