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I’m the cunt you followed

sometimes i say something personal to someone and hope they forget fast

The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

if you really loved me you would give me a job that pays a 6 figure salary for part time hours that is simple and easy for neurotic women

my most un-favourite animal is me when i am obsessed with someone

I love an open window and some cool clean air

Simple

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

You know how to love someone, but you don't know how to believe that someone loves you, and that is your tragedy.