Freidnly Neighborhood Eldritch Horror

i just fucking realized. at least part of the reason tubbo doesnt hold the execution against techno is likely because techno was the only one who was actively trying to do something to avoid execution.

despite the fact techno was the one pulled the trigger, we also saw him do more to try and stop the execution than literally anyone else.

quackity made some comments about it being a bad idea to schlatt but nothing more.

wilbur actively wasnt helping other than false assurances and telling tommy not to intervene.

tommy wanted to step in but was stopped by wilbur.

Me:

Like that wasn’t a sweet detail Wilbur made up just now, that actually happened. There’s footage from the first or second lmanburg stream where Tommy (and tubbo iirc) sing hallelujah to a patch of dirt

ranboo and tubbo, married:

dorian gray: “The universe depends on me and my Minecraft enchanting table.”

lord henry wotton, taking a long drag from his cigar:  “Ah yes, the Minecraft villager noise: the Swiss army knife of sounds.”

also lord henry:  “You must sup from the noodles of darkness.”

victor frankenstein: “There’s a bone right here. Is it big enough?” (honorable mention: “Then I would have a tower of Legos from which I might wage my war against heaven.”)

merricat blackwood:  “There might be spiders. There might not. You never know until you eat it.”

mina harker, vampire edition:  “They taste good. They’re jerks, but they taste good.”

jonathan harker: “You know, my Nana—she was not a werewolf— [cue entirely unrelated anecdote that I don’t even remember]”

count dracula, lying through his fangs:  “You’re a lot more likely to be killed by a chihuahua than a bat.”

also dracula:  “You have sinister eyebrows. I’m possessing you.”

dr. jekyll: “Benign goo is better than evil goo.”