Chello's Lair

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

This is awesome!

Nostalgia is a blessing sometimes. That is all

Bi and I switch between tomato ketchup and BBQ sauce.

Gay and I love ketchup only. Tomato, fresh, not in a packet

I need them. Badly

I need them so bad

i hate humans but i fucking love humans because what do you mean i’m just studying in my local library and looking out the window to see someone in their car, drumming against the steering wheel to, doubtlessly, some music blasting on the radio. like? wow. humans are so cute. we do such pointless, stupid, adorable little actions. maybe most people are good.

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

i love the type of character who acts like they’re unlovable and then does something devastatingly gentle