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first off y’all are right and second here you have it:

it looks all fucked because i’ve had this idea of building it with a “national park” vibe, so all those weird paths are actually meant to replicate hiking trails! 

there’s going to be 3 main trails that make up most of the island, although i do have a lot of work to do still (even more now that my plans have been RUINED and i’ve had to redesign everything when i learned i could only build 8 ramps total but that’s besides the point) bottom right corner is a more residential area but i do try to keep it very natural

and the spots on the map where it looks particularly fucked are the ones where i built tons of waterfalls! like so

Headlines have to be as streamline as possible. Aka, they can’t include names unless the article is about a well-known public figure.

Those “water is wet” articles do more then explain what you already know, they’re providing evidence and sources that support/explain what you already know.

“Majority of women report they’ve been harasssed in the streets at least once”. You read this and you sigh of course we know this, everyone knows this. Yeah ? This papet was either born from a study by people who wanted numbers that can’t be disputed. Or from the journalist’s conversation with someone who said “well it never happened to me so it’s not true” Some people don’t believe water is wet. We intend for you to use this paper like a brick to throw in the face pf those people

If we put everything in the headline it’s no longer a headline it’s a whole paper. If i serve you a whole paper will you read this big block of text you have no idea is about what ? Wouldnt you rather have a little teasing ? Some enticing words to wet your palate ?

We can litterally get sued if we write “guy murders other guy” and the jury later states that “no there was no murder”. The accused proven innocent can now go look for every newspaper that said they did it and sue them. Lawyers advise them to do so. So yeah until the jury made its statement and there’s no appeal we’ll say alleged. Even if the accused stood with a bloody knife and said “i did the murder”