:^)

Similar to my cat, Roger

dan roger your kitties

i’m a little piece of bread and when i do my stretches in the morning that’s me being heated up in the toaster and when i put my clothes + shoes on that’s my little pat of butter and when i bravely venture out into the world that’s me being dipped in the delicious soup of life :)

i’m a little piece of bread and when i do my stretches in the morning that’s me being heated up in the toaster and when i put my clothes + shoes on that’s my little pat of butter and when i bravely venture out into the world that’s me being dipped in the delicious soup of life :)

Not for long you didn’t

hate going into a store wearing clothes i got from there, like i’m their little bitch or something

Hey op? Do you accept some constructive criticism?

construct deez nuts b

1:40 am microwave clam chowder hours

cumleak pussygate throatboss or whatever