i don’t think aliens exist

i don’t think aliens exist

MOOD

Shit, I would too.

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

I accidentally watched this ten times.

i’m crying

It is so much better with sound. 

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

I’m sobbing

Pornhub commenters generally have a reputation of being more civil to each other than youtubers. Maybe people who argue online just need to bust a nut?

^^^

Not all heroes wear pants. 

catch me crying in the chips aisle