Cowboys Read Yaoi

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

not even Allah himself could take my maid dress blorbo away from me

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

it’s been my observation after watching various tv shows that “lieutenant” is one of the most homoerotic ranks you can be

nightterrors bread and butter???