NAA BABES, NOT TODAY.

WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY

I hate that feeling where you really like someone because they’re uber cute and you just wanna get to know them but they’re probably talking to some other girl who gets to ride in their passenger seat and has secret jokes with them cause they talk all the time and he probably sees you as that awkward weird new girl who might as well just be anyone cause he doesn’t notice you anyway i’m going to go listen to taylor swift cause she totally gets me bye now

update: we’d have been together 4 years in July of 2018. So much has changed since I wrote this.

Lmao

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now