A kind of sort of not a knight at all

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

you are a tar pit

Hell yeah

go dads go

I've just about come to the conclusion that the lore of Rain World is a shaggy dog story. The big secret the Saint's campaign hints at is merely that the simulation hypothesis is true, and the Saint's "horrifying destiny" is that they've overshot their goal and become so excessively enlightened that they're able to perceive the fact that they're a character in a video game.

Killing with knifes should be legal

Look, all I'm saying is that if the developers didn't want people to develop wanky meta readings of Rain World, they shouldn't have given the ascended Iterators long speeches about the underlying narrative structure of the game's notional reality.

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

...If you meet the Buddha on Tumblr: ask him where he got his shoelaces.

#the Tumblr that can be described #is not the true Tumblr

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

somewhere in my mind there is an alternate version of the odyssey where odysseus died at troy and it's just his ghost trying so desperately to get back to ithaca. the fates won't let him go home because it's not right for a corpse to want to live

i wish men were shown preciously happy and madly in love more. they should be allowed to be honest about it. it should be the norm to wish for and dream about it and to proudly talk about their partner with a stupid lovesick grin in their cute faces. the norm of “i hate my spouse” jokes in pop culture needs to die. it’s not funny. i want to see men dreaming about someone who will treat them like a priced possession

:)))))

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?