Cheese's Objectionable Object Corner!

Cheese’s Objectverse/Object Houses AU

The gist: the shows BFDI, II, PPT2, EE, and OI exist in a combined universe in several cities and locales spread across the continent of Goiky. Every competition is canonical in these shows, and they all occur along a(currently undetermined) timeline.

What separates this from a typical crossover au is the speculative biology angle I want to take! Every object will belong to a House, each representing a different kind of material an object can be made up of. These include the Houses of Glass, Ceramics, Metals, Plastics, Machines, Foodstuffs, Nature, Supplies, and Synthetics. Certain houses are further split up into sub-houses, and there’s a House of the Miscellaneous to categorize anyone who may not fit in. Every house will get a post to describe the features of their members, and all of my headcanon designs will be based on these features.

Here’s a snippet from the House of Glass: OJ(II)!

“🍊| Orange Juice

He/Him | Homosexual

Inanimate Insanity Season One

Glass Cup w/ Orange Juice | First Winner and Hotel Manager

The first winner of Inanimate Insanity, OJ is a hell of a personality that’s rather full of himself. With two opaque arms and four transparent legs, this Glass House member is fast on his feet to find and resolve any issues in his hotel.”

(Note: Design not final. Expect art with character bios to be lined in pen and colored with pencils or marker.)

The tags for this au will be as follows:

#objecthousesau - General tag for everything to do with the au!

#objecthouses[character name][series of origin] - Specific character tag for the characters featured in a post. Check the tags of this post for II OJ’s!

#objecthousesart - To tag an au post with art!

The character’s normal tags and my usual -posting tag will also be included.

Now, for the second project- One I’m going to be a bit more secretive about…

I’ll Object Show You!

My own object show that’s early in production, I’ll Object Show You follows twenty contestants on their mission to win the titular competition show, I’ll Object Show You. From the short-tempered stubborn Revolver to the cautious and quiet Boulder, who will win it all? Furthermore, will they discover the mysteries behind the Administrator, the show’s enigmatic host?

All this and more remains to be seen… and I’m excited to Object Show You! I want to make this an actual object show, so I won’t be revealing major plot beats. Just character assets as I create them, background art, other concepts— And obviously, adverts for the show proper when it’s ready to go!

The tags for IOSY will be as follows:

#IOSY / #I’ll Object Show You! - Main tags, for everything related to the show!

#IOSY[character] / #[character]IOSY - Character tags, for any characters depicted or mentioned within the post!

#IOSYassets / #IOSYbackgrounds / #IOSYconcepts - Specific tags to categorize the kind of art I’ll be making for the show!

There’s a chance other tags for the show will come to pass, but expect every IOSY post to fall under the main tags listed above. I likely won’t have a lot to show for IOSY for a while, since these shows take some time to make, but I’m going to pedal to the medal soon! I hope to see you there as the first episode approaches release!

Tree is a druid for obvious reasons. He’s not fantastic at the role but insists he actually is because of his fraud status.

Fanny is the group’s fighter, second most likely to get downed during any battle. She likes to grapple and pummel enemies…… but that stops working as soon as you’re in the sewers. As you can see above, she is also the most likely to land the final hit on dybbuk.

Black Hole is a psychic. I went back and forth about if he should be a psychic or a monk, but I feel like psychic works infinitely better because he’s literally a black hole. He can do that for real . Don’t ask him how he feels about black hole the enemy

Marker was originally classless, but upon getting every class I think he’d be a good jester. He has the power of floss and sudden nukes within him! Buuut he’s the most likely to be downed in any battle. And all this art portrays him as classless sorry

Tennis Ball, the weird addition, is a butcher. “Why is he not a tinkerer?!” I hear you say… well he probably has a single tinkerer spell but the genuine reason is bc the butcher tag looks like oklahoma and I hc him as Oklahoman. Ok? Okay glad we agree

You’ve been good listeners so here’s the gijinka art I promised!! Thank you for reading see you again soon hopefully 💖