Doc Two Brains lives in my head rent free

I like that butchers wear white. They’re like brides

They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

VOTE FOR TWO BRAINNNNNNSSS

Wordgirl episode idea: Two Brains comes up with a plan to have the freedom to steal cheese and get away with it via faking a reversal of what happened to him. He gets LRW to eat an old picture of him from before the accident and make a new Steven copy. They train him to be just like he used to be (huge opportunity for angst via Two Brains feeling sad for his old life being gone) and they set him loose and wordgirl finds him and obviously celebrates! He’s not a perfect copy so he makes choices that the real Steven would never (like maybe not being much of a snacker or wearing a different color bow tie). So the cheese crimes are still happening but she can’t figure out how. She’s also trying to figure out how he turned back even though for years he’s refused any kind of help. Another huge opportunity for angst when she eventually realizes somehow that this is a fake and she really won’t ever get to see her friend again. Blah blah wordgirl catches two brains and she mentions that for a moment she felt so happy seeing him but of course he’d never be a good guy again. And there’s a second of time where he feels genuine remorse for the trick. I haven’t thought this out more than 5 mins but yeah :3 that would’ve been a fun episode I think

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting