Mostly She's Everything I Desire

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

I thought I was the only one

This has truly aged well since the latest Game Changer (specifically Count the Rice).

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

@catboy-tdick opinion on the bumble sharks?

WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS….

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol