i love them. they are referred to as godlike in many ancient cultures while at the same time existing as just some guy. the duality… it doesn’t get better than this

The fucking bark

I don’t think there’s a worse hobby in the entire world than cave diving.

Does underwater cave diving count, or is that a sub category?

I’m terrified by the implication that cave diving can be done without water

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

i looove those bisexual characters that just piss people off

Hannibal literally just did it for the lolz… he said wait.. my name is Hannibal……… what if I……….. oh this is going to be hilarious

i get out of bed. i wash up. i put on my sunscreen. i sit on the patio with a cup of tea for my daily viewing of the 2 bumblebees that live on the patio that are so so in love with each other

wizard hat cowboy brim

Witch o’ the Wild West

what's not clicking