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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

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Apparently someone paid to have all of βSacred and Terrible Airβ professionally translated and itβs now available for everyone?!
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Edit: I wanted to make sure to add a note that the epilogue of this version is an unauthorized rewording of the summary revacholianpizzaagenda created here! Please give them some love and credit for their hard work!Β
Edit 2: Apparently the epilogue has been removed and the issue is being fixed, but I'm still leaving the above note because the situation is icky!
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Fuck it twitters dying so I guess Iβm backΒ βere? Anyone still follow me?Β π

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I genuinely wish I could see inside Muskβs head or at least get an explanation for how he was thinking his plans would work out.
Like itβs clear now he is fantastically out of touch with reality but I still really wanna know like, to what degree. Did he think people would accept his ultimatum? Did he genuinely think it would only take like 300 people to keep Twitter running?
I was an intern at SpaceX years ago, back it when it was a much smaller company β after Elon got hair plugs, but before his cult of personality was in full swing. I have some insight to offer here.
Back when I was at SpaceX, Elon was basically a child king. He was an important figurehead who provided the company with the money, power, and PR, but he didnβt have the knowledge or (frankly) maturity to handle day-to-day decision making and everyone knew that. He was surrounded by people whose job was, essentially, to manipulate him into making good decisions.
I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you
KIM KITSURAGI β Victim is male. Late 40s or early 50s. Heavily onset male-patterned baldness covered up by an expensive hair plug job. Passport found in his jacket indicates he's from South Africa. The body is fresh, decay is absent. Probably dead for less than 24 hours. No lividity or injuries are obvious from external examination.
PERCEPTION (SMELL) [Easy: Success] β Kim removes the victim's pants. Immediately, a wretched cocktail of odors hits your nostrils like an explosion in an emerald mine running on child labor.
KIM KITSURAGI β Cause of death: fardded and shidded himself to death. Fardded and shidded and cummed.
LOGIC [Heroic: Success] β If this individual claimed to be "Pro-Life", then *why* are they dead?

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CONCEPTUALIZATION β The hanged man behind a hostel. A stoning. The red-headed child. This all seems familiar to you.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Formidable: Success] β This setup is exactly like the opening scene of the film "Goncharov" directed by Martin Scorsese. It won several awards and is considered by many critics to be one of the best mafia cinescopes of all time.
YOU β This is just like Goncharov.
KIM KITSURAGI β Goncharov? What's that?
CUNO β This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov!
DRAMA β He doesn't even know what Goncharov *is*.
WOW I FOLLOWED A CUBIC TON OF CRINGE AND THAT WAS ONLY LIKE TWO YEARS AGO I STOPPED BEING ON HERE
IT WASNT EVEN TWO YEARS AGO WHAT
WOW I FOLLOWED A CUBIC TON OF CRINGE AND THAT WAS ONLY LIKE TWO YEARS AGO I STOPPED BEING ON HERE
Love how Kojima makes a villain that dramatically takes off a skull mask to reveal the guy is wearing another skull mask under that.
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New boot goofin, what can I say

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