beep boop.

I want every homophobe who said Bitty was too “soft” or “not a good enough leader” to be captain to eat my fucking shoe

sometimes ………….. players that are in the NHL’s top 100…………. are worse

My favourite part about Ransom and Holster not clueing into Shitty and Lardo’s relationship is that they obviously can’t tell when a friendship has gone past the point of platonic, and so it’s completely plausible that they wouldn’t be able to tell with their own relationship.

I hope that Kent Parson spends his 26th birthday today in American flag short shorts & making out with a cute boy

me, five years later: ohhhhh kegster + easter = keagster

Me, still salty: WHY NOT K-EGG-STER THOUGH

jeb bush to his own ass cheeks: please clap

just a heads up I’m gonna fucking kill you for making this post

nursey has a fursuit but it’s not actually a fursuit it’s one of those off-brand cartoon character suits from times square and he reveals to dex that it’s his greatest fetish

hey brooke do you accept constructive criticism on your posts

no

it’s fucking bad