I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

I’ve thought about this post every few weeks for the better part of a decade. continues to have aged terrifyingly well

kicked out of the zoo for mikiri countering the penguins

emphatically explaining to the guards escorting me out that it wouldn't have been possible if the penguins weren't trying to spear me so it's really their fault

Sound on its so worth it