omg I just updated Tumblr and now I have to upload a goddamn ID to configure content settings? absolutely never. fuck off to hell with that

motherfuckers I have had this account long enough that THE AGE OF THIS ACCOUNT IS OLD ENOUGH TO PASS THE VERIFICATION. I could have rolled out the womb and made this blog before I took my first breath and I'd be old enough for adult content. fuckin berserk

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

I’ve thought about this post every few weeks for the better part of a decade. continues to have aged terrifyingly well