with all this second-hand love

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

Very fascinating type of person i have seen at least twice on tumblr is someone who wants to travel back in time and kill Jesus to stop Christianity in its tracks and therefore prevent the colonization of the Americas, Atlantic slave trade, etc. Like. I don’t think killing him is gonna stop Christianity. In fact, it famously did not.

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

I am begging fic writers on this our beloved tumblr to get acquainted with the Keep Reading feature and to also use it. Please and thank you

I want to be 19 again I would do everything right this time

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

brook really is one of the characters of all time. he’s a skeleton. he has an afro. he’s a distinguished gentleman. he’s a crazy old guy. he’s a lot more sane than you would expect based on what he went through. he tells terrible dad jokes. he accidentally became a cult leader at some point. he’s 90 years old. he’s a world famous musician. he has no idea what’s been going on in the world in the past half century. he’s a pervert who always politely asks for consent. he’s deeply tragic. he does stupid little bits to entertain himself. he can run on water like one of those lizards. he dresses like a drag performer. an insult from a child could make him cry. Beautiful