Casual obsessions

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

Yes exactly!

the thing about me is that im not a neutral fan. i dont want what's "good for the sport". i want to see MY favorites win everything and for everybody ELSE to kill themselves. yes i am a hypocrite and a drama queen but that is what a true sports fan is