going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

shark vs the universe

Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

roma★

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@chattigator
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Today's vent:

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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty
I FOUND THE ORIGINAL
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
"pjackk" was an experiment to synthesize the world's first "ethical lolcow" conducted by a team of researchers at the massachusetts institute of technology
ORC AFFIRMATIONS
My scars are COOL and TUSKY
My scars DO look like I got them during RITUAL COMBAT
My scars DO NOT look like I got them by tripping over a RUSTY FENCE concealed by TREACHEROUS UNDERBRUSH
MY SCARS ARE VALID NO MATTER WHAT GORM SAYS
Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm
i should kill gorm
hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
What about Homestuck.
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year
Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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You cast your line into the murky depths.
Trout 1 has shunned your worm!
Trout 2 has shunned your worm!
Trout 5 has shunned your worm!
Trout 8 has shunned your worm!
Trout 7 has shunned your worm!
Trout 3 has shunned your worm!
Trout 5 has eaten a snail.
Trout 9 has shunned your worm!
Trout 10 has shunned your worm!
Trout 11 has shunned your worm!
this looks like a salvaged family photo after a house fire
got kicked out of krispy kreme for fucking the holes
Still not what I want
What is it that you desire?
[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

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✨️ Twinkle twinkle little star, how the hell you draw an arm ✨️
Good Omens 3 : The Finale
Official poster
@mimisempai