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the gattaca fandom is so small we really see any post related to it and hit like & reblog huh

Eve only took a bite out of that apple because it was funny

Eve said hehe disobeying god go brrr

episode one of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like let’s do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like get that shit out of my face immediately. we’re doing an episode on a sentient pile of goo, bad cgi lightning, evil garbage cans, and mannequins with guns, or we riot

episode TWO of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like okay NOW let’s do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like i thought i told you to get that shit out of my face. we’re doing an episode on a sexy tree lady, an evil flap of skin, toxic by britney spears, handholding, and the inevitable fiery doom of planet earth, or we riot

and he was right😌

I am reminded of a film about a young man who comes upon a rat in the streets of Paris. This rat is special; he has been gifted with a talent for the culinary arts. He transcends his station as vermin. Yet he is cursed to live a half life, his greatest talent confined to the kitchen in which he will never be welcome. Yet he strives to live; he conducts himself through the young man, concealed within the chef’s toque. The man becomes marionette to the rat - yet the rat himself is puppet to the whims of his own ability, unable to find significance in the simplicity of his species’ station. In the end, it is only the food which escapes the cruel influence of obligation. It is constituted not by what it must do, but only by what it has always been. Tell me, Will, are you the rat? The young man, controlled? Or are you, perhaps… the food?

Do you think that at some point after Arthur died and Camelot is long gone, Merlin would be doing chores around his house, get frustrated/tired and accidentally blurt out "Arthur, that clotpole, making me do everything" and then cry?

it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible

The most essential skill for successfully following online recipes is of course a high tolerance for long-winded midlife crisis narratives, but the second most essential skill is deciphering what the recipe’s author thinks “medium heat” is.

The third is being able to withstand the unrelenting ads and videos that nearly break your computer

sometimes i see you fuckers post something and I'm like "omg?" but then i remember we are on a website equivalent to a psychward

Sometimes, you just sit back, look around this blue hellsite, and think, well, it could be worse.

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

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